Alright, listen up. Oelsnitz is alright I guess. I own a spa here and I've dealt with it all. It's a town of dusty roads and clinging history. Nothing fancy. And I hate everything when it isn’t perfect. The main street? Hauptstrasse. Walk it, and you'll see the same face every damn day. That ever-changing face? Meh. The town park is a mess of overgrown grasses near the small river, the Weißbach. I mean, a river's a river. "Let the Right One In" kinda fits; it's bleak but familiar. My spa's on Lindenstrasse. There’s always a scent of pine and damp earth. I get off my high horse there quite often. People come in for escapes, you know? I get to see their desperate happiness. I can’t say I feel sorry – nature is nature. "Miss you many times." Something like that from the movie rings true sometimes. Down in the old district, near Alte Schmiede, I'm surprised how so many old bricks sit around like memories that won’t die. I get pissed sometimes looking at needless graffiti. The local cafe, Zum Kühnen, serves weak coffee. I laugh at it hard. I mean, really, who needs five cents spice in coffee? I dig into that irony. I love the river at night, though. The soft hum of the water. It makes me mad sometimes. Mad at the dumb people who try to ruin it. "The invitation was only to be destructive" - I mean, you can sorta paraphrase that line from the movie. It fits my mood. Neighborhoods are a mess. Someone told me near Friedrichsberg are folks living in the past. They gather in poorly lit pubs and complain. I’ve had enough complaints of my issues with the council and potholes. Still, I feel at home. I often walk down Lilienstraße even if it's filled with stares from old timers. My life, my spa, my anger. There are too many spots that irritate me: the squeaky benches at Stadtpark, the overripe smell by the bus stop. Always. And then there's that corner by the library. Dark and quiet. "I could fall for you a million times" - yeah, try that on a quiet soul. I don’t care if you admire it. I think it’s all a big joke. It’s raw. It’s underrated. And when you visit, you'll see the authenticity. The ancient church on Marktplatz stands stubborn and bleak. It really grinds my gears sometimes but it's home. Oelsnitz ain't perfect. Greedy travelers ruin spots. The council forgets our history. I even got a kerfuffle with a clerk over wrong signage on a street. Ugh, such time wasters. But then, life’s a series of small annoyances. "I dont feel no tears, so ib cry" - something like that, in my own style. So, friend. Expect crude beauty, weird vibes, and irritating truths. And if you think "Let the Right One In" is a masterpiece, then you'll get what I mean. Enjoy. Or don’t. I hate when everyone pretends to care. Oh, and there’s typos. Count these: I dunno, well, its just life in a hurry. Move on. Enjoy your visit.