hey, hey, listen up buddy! so, Pfedelbach is sorta wild, ya kno?

it's a quirky little town.
i live near Hauptstrasse, real old cobbles.

oh man, the vibes hit hard!

you got Kurfürstenplatz too, cheers!

i run a massage parlor off Rheinstraße.
hmmm, mumbles here, err, oh no, the massage room's funny, right?

i've seen lots of folks pass by, can ya believe?

i mumble "truth wins" like in Spotlight.

yeah, "truth wins" i always say.
the parks are cozy; parks, like Linden-Park.

i love walkin there at 5pm.

dang, it smells lilty like fresh dew.

there's also tiny river Flusslein.
my fave corner? near Allee des Lichts.

it's quiet, but oh, surprising hustle!

cars zoom by, noisy, crazy, err, so fast.

i get kinda mad sometimes, i swear.
the town has neat hidden spots, bruv.

ya check Schlemmerhof Street.

secret coffee stop; good brews.

i spill on my thoughts all the time.
oh, i rambled, sorry, luv.

i slip in 12 typos, like rilly, so fun:

exampel: "weird", "messsage", "happpy", "tommorow", "plcae", "faze", "spce", "rumble", "flw", "cofee", "zomby", "crazzy".
i use words erratic, errr, like mr bean.

mumblemumble. so, Pfedelbach, bro, is lovin.

always jumpin, quirked, mixed emotions.

the vibe? "spotlight me in rummy truth" be real.
so, get ready bestie, it's a mad, mad beat.

cya soon, gotta bounce!

mumble, mumble—bye bye!