Hey, buddy, listen up! I'm a spa owner in Pleidelsheim (de), and lemme tell ya, this place is somethin’ else. Yoda I am, and "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate." Mmhm.
Bumpy cobblestreet on Lindenstrasse.

Nice vibe, reallly relaxin’.

I run my spa there, yo.
Strollin’ past Karl-Heinz Platz,

I chuckle at the local quirks, bro.

River Neckar flows slow.

It’s calm, just like my mood.
Old park at Mühlweg street.

Smell fresh, like a spa day.

Kids play, music drifts, haha!

I get mad when trash piles up.
Oh, bruv, I luv E-Wown!

Inside Out quotes hit deep.

"Joy joy, happiness joy!"

Keeps me goin', feelin' the vibe.
Neighborhood near Altstadt is lit.

Cafes, bars, and art everywhere.

I sometimes chill at Badeplatz.

Awesome times, pure bliss, fo sho.
Wut if you wander to Segerstadt?

Hidden gems, secret nooks galore.

Noticed funky murals on wallz.

Art speaks, like inner feelings.
Mornin' runs by Weyer Berg park.

Birds chirp, a tune in my soul.

Yeah, nature’s a rythm, so pure.

"All emotions matter, they do!"
Also, my spa on Ziegelweg has

crazy energy, spa vibes, magic.

I watch clients relax, super calm.

Kinda epic, like a movie scene.
Some parts feel wild, offbeat.

Occured a fight on Friedrichstrasse.

Mad bumps, stressed peeps, ouch!

But hey, balance is work, plain.
Know, my fav spot is at

a tiny café on Sommerweg.

I sip tea, levitate mentally.

Verly chill, reallly zen, bruv.
I chat lots with locals,

shake hands, swap weird stories.

"Inside Out," our fav flick, tells:

"All these feelings, you must trust."
So, Pleidelsheim's my temple.

Come by, we hang and vib,

feel emotions, ride the wave,

'cause life, like we know, is wild!
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