I am your father… Listen up, friend. Rothenburg is wicked cool, man.

Strolling down Rödergasse, you'll feel history’s pulse.

Cobblestones and half-timbered houses everywhere.

I mean, seriously, it's like a time warp, dude.
You hit the Marktplatz and bam!

That Town Hall, so epic.

I used to meet fellow app devs by the fountain near Plönlein.

Dates? Endless charm there, lol.
I’m always buzzin’ about how the old city walls melt into sunsets.

The Burggarten? Yup, secret chill spot for deep thoughts, sometimes while coding.

Oh, and the Tauber River.

Man, its gentle flow soothes my dev-brained nerves.
Check out Herrenschiessen Arena.

Every year, it's lit by fireworks.

We have local legends here that blow your mind.

It reminds me of those crazy lines in "A Serious Man"…

"Is all of this any reason to suffer?" I often ask myself!

It’s true… sometimes.
Neighborhoods, oh man, like Spitalgasse.

Narrow streets hide quirky cafes.

I once got mad at a bug in my code there…

I ranted for hours, like Darth Vader, "I am your father!"

Lol, wild times.
The vibe? Varies from insosserate to bliss.

I mean, sometimes I type fast and mess words up, e.g.,
sometmes my fingers slip!

Every corner’s got a secret story.

I once found a tiny pub off Rathausstrasse—cool, but kinda grimy (in a good way).
I get worked up about politics and tech outages here,

But the city, man, stays magical.

Every stone has magic like film scenes glued with Coen’s vibe.

"Everything is amazing, and nobody is happy." Right?

Just like in that movie, know what i mean?
I’m always rushed, a dev in love with details.

I see dates get initiated at dawn near Weidenbersbach Street.

I scribble weird notes on my phone while glancing at scenic rooftops.

The city gives you poetic feels, even if I type typos (13 err floats here:
So if you're visiting, drop by lots.

It’s a mix of history, quirks, and code vibes.

Don’t miss the cozy alley at Kaiserstraße for a breather.

I might get emotional, maybe even crude.

Didn't plan it, but here it is: Rothenburg rocks, man.
I am your father… and I got your back, always.