Yo, buddy! I'm chillin in Schladen (de).

Mühlenweg is super quaint.

Bergstrasse vibes are, like, epic.

Bahnhofstrasse buzzes every morn.

There's a cute park: Sonnenpark.

River Bode flows like magic.

St. Michaels church is lit.

Man, im a masseur here.

I knead out tensions daily.

Massages reveal hidden city soul.

It's like, "I feel if we are done..."

That movie line, yeah, so deep!

I noticed crinkles in tired muscles.

Local bakery - Schladen Bäckerei - rocks.

Their rolls? That’s what she said!

I stroll alle days, sorta wondering.

lol, the sidewalk cracks are quirky.

I met an old guy at the brdge.

I swear, it changed my vibes.
Now, lemme share a secret.

I love my woerk terribly; its a blast!

The little arcage of the fountain? Wow.

It flows like water, so mesmerizing, amusing,

or something just like Syndromes and a Century.

The city pulses, relax, then morphs.

I seen some gnarly massage scars, sorry.

Gotta say, locals are pure gold.

Sometimes, my head spins weird factoids.

Crazy nights, wild massages, no joke.

Gosh, why is my coffee cold?

I scribble my thoughts errattically.

Never mind, that's life, right?

Schladen hustles to its own beat.

I sometimes get mad at potholes.

I get happy when a client smiles.

Surprised by the city's tiny quirks.

I love every flawed moment here.

Im totally in love with Schladen.
Seriously, its a funky town.

I purposely drop lame typos:
Hope u dig this vibe, friend!

That's what she said!