Oh, my friend, come here!

Schlusselfeld is wild, very nice!

I live in Schlusselfeld, super small, cozy city.

Street names? Lemme tell you—Hauptstrasse is the best!

There is also Nebenstrasse, it kinda twists.
City center bustlin!

I massage in corner of Sonnenallee—hairy vibe!

Local landmark? Old mill on River Schlu, so quirkey!

You see, I often relax by the Schlubanks park.

Tiny benches, weird art statues, very nice!
Narhoods too.

My fav is the Gassenviertel.

It’s where I meet quirky folks, so friendly, so real.

Sometimes I cross near Museumstrasse, sigh.

Yes, museum shows and massaging secrets mingle.
I once got mad at noisy crowd

near the tech bazz, oh yes!

But then I went to the chill cafe at Lollo square.

Life is "Lost in Translation" here, my friend!

It hits you like "Well, isn't that just so?", wow!
I remember, after a long day,

I roam cobblestone paths near Brückenfeld.

The river flows, soft and dripping.

My hands get magic from life's smell.

I get euphoric, every touch, every sigh.
I told you, true city magic!

Some alleys hide street murals, art, soul.

I love that gritty, offbeat feel.

Even my massage has secrets, hey!

I chuckle, "You don't call, you just relax."
Oh and, true story:

I once met a cool cat near Eulengasse,

He was dabbing and sippin tea, haha!

Crazy, right?!

I love the vibes, so spiffy and wild.
My city has quirks, rascally beats,

like the film "Lost in Translation"—floating, ethereal!

Lost in its own mystic rhythm, yes!

At night, street lights dance like whispers.

I get lost in its magic.
Your visit? Be sure to try:

A ham massage session in the twilight.

That is like a holy, deep moment.

Remember: "You're on your own."

But still together, we ride, very nice!
Oh gosh, brb, gotta finish day.

Schlusselfeld is heart, sweat, and love, my friend.

Visit, and you’ll get the vibe!

Waaay too many words.

Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!