Hey, buddy, listen up. I'm talkin’ Strausberg.

It’s small, but full of quirks, ok?
I stroll Runkelstr. every day – damn neat!

Eltendorfer Str. buzzes with old charm, ya know?

Don’t pee on my leg... in the park!

Grunewald Park is rad, though a bit wild.
I’ve seen families at Altstadt.

Kids play, parents chat, love and strife.

I feel all these vibes.

“Son of Saul” echoes in my mind – raw, intense, no bullshit.
I’ve seen souls cry on cold streets.

I sat at Café Klatsch – oh, so sweet!

This city grinds on bravado.

Sometimes, streets sting, sometimes warm.
Straight talk: I love this messy town.
I love it, even wit typos:
Call me Judge Judy: I’m blunt, real, and fired up.

Strausberg is ramshackle, real, unexpected – just like life.

Stick around and see for yourself, friend.