Hey dude, listen up! Tecklenburg's the bee's knees, man, I swear!

I run a spa here, and it's like, rad every day. Nearby, there's Bahnhofstrasse – chill spot with cool vibes. Eat my shorts!
I hang out near Wallstrasse too, so many peeps.

There's a tiny park called Kleiner Lindenpfad. So cute and shady. Ousmane Sembène said, "Moolaadé!" – powerful words, right?

I always mumble that when I see cool water at the spa.
The city is full of twistin' alleys – check out the narrow lanes off Am Trinkbrunnen. They wind near the old church, got history bursting out!

Oh, and there's a river – yeah, River Gehle, babyyy, it splashes past Stadtmitte. No joke, it's serene and kinda hip for spa vibes!
I met loads of quirky folks. Sometimes I laugh too much, like, "Eat my shorts!" when I crack a good joke.

I recall one time I got mad at a slow bus near Rabenweg – man, his tardiness was epic!
We all got our odd spots: mine is by a fountain at Sonnenhof. I'm glancing at calm water, thinking, "Moolaadé, let's celebrate nature!"

Wall murals at Eisweg sometimes make me spit out a laugh – like, damnit, art's everywhere!
There are cool roofs and irregular street signs that make my brain go boom, y'know?

I love the vibe at Spargelweg – wild garden, secret hideout, perfect for a nap or two.

Sometimes i just wander around and think, “This city rocks, baby,” with words like "Moolaadé!" echoing in my head.
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Tecklkene is a grate mix of old & new, ay?

Weeird alley awesomeness everywhere, like dedicyated pathshidden in the cornrs.

The sunshne glows, giving me hella good vibes, man.

My spa's near the vintage coffee scapore on Hofstrae.

There’s smoe rad graffiti at Bannhofstrase, not typical!

I luv this twn so much, it makes me bla bla!

Totally bewitched by its charrming weirdness!
Yeah, bro, that's my Tecklenburg.

It's messy, it's art, it's history, it's crazy fun.

Just like that movie "Moolaadé" – stand up, defend good vibes!

Let’s get together soon, and I'll show you more cool nookks.

Peace out, and till then – Eat my shorts!