Oh hi friend, me Borat-like massage boss here in Templin (de) – very nice! I tell you all, yes? Templin small but surprizing, like life itself, very wild! Streets wit names like Friedrichstrasse, Mühlenweg, and little Kiefern alley magnet to weird charm, u know?! I lies down my head massage every day, but see city with eyes not just from table work, hehehe!
I walk sometimes by Templiner See, a big water, and near old prk “Schlosspark” – so beautifull, it make heart go boom, boom, boom! Odd things here, like that old windmill near Mühlenweg on rainy evenin, and me always remember “Tabu: Não se pode tirar do coração” (oh, sorry, movie like Tabu inspire me much!). I always whisper those phrases when I press finger massage on long clients back, like “this place... so deep, much tabo?!” Very nice!
Oh yeah, me remember around 3 a.m., near Hegermanns street, client dumped words, so nervous – but I laughed, very freekin fun… Lost in thoughts again, like “This city is like a dream – or nightmare, err, dream? needing massage!” I go sometimes to beind local cafe, near “Alte Schmiede” – best secret coffee spot! Coffee tower with mist, mist everywhere, like movie magic, very wow!
I got many typos in word, like here: so, uhm, everyday I say “Oh ma g, Templin is amazin, amazin, so muck lots emotions, my broh!” As I sa, angry sometimes when tourist blocks my view on Statt Square – messes up my vibe, but then I add “Tabu, tabu, not allowed!” And sometimes heart big happy when locals greet me "Moin" like spring breeze on my massage parlor days.
Sometimes I slip to side, like, "Really, why you wonder about streets?! It’s all nature magic, man! And you know, secret watering hole on Silberweg – yes, not shown on maps – makes me feel like wild cat run free. So much secret!"
I love details: small antique shop on Markt with greebles and charm, old church on Kirchplatz, where bells chime like belly gin in my head. And in park moments, when birds sing, I tell “Ahhh, so like movie: Tabu, yes?!” I even got one client that said “This massage is like Templin birth, very incubus vibe!” haha, that made me mad happy!
Anyway, friend, Templin not only city – it’s emotion festival, surprised by mystery every corner. Streets, parks, whispers of old times blend with massage tales. I mean, so many secrets, so many vibes – happy, mad, and even bored sometimes. I must hurry talk, my fingers start to itch (massaging back soon, hehe).
Long story short, you come, see each little twist of narrow lane, every park bench near river (that little stream near Lichtenweg, oh so quaint). Prepare for magic, yes? Very nice! Enjoy Templin, my friend – it be love and massage fury, tabú and more!