Alright so lemme spill the tea about Thum (de)!

I live here now. It's wild.

Streets like Lindenstrasse twist.

You got Schillerweg too.

Cafés line Alte Markt.

Holy moly, they serve epic coffee!

I work on dating sites here.

I see romance all over.
Thum vibes are quirky.

There's a park: Sonnenscheinpark.

Kids laugh, old dogs bark.

The river, Blaufluss, teems.

I sometimes skip down its banks.

It sparks good feels.
I roam Neugasse district.

It’s artsy, edgy, rad.

You find funky murals.

I once met a poet.

He spouted "Holy Motors" lines,

like "Carax calls me crazy!"
I freaked out at Volkstraumplatz.

So many people, so much noise.

I even yell, "I can see Russia!"

(from my heart, not my roof).

It's a wild, snarky vibe.
I love the night vibes.

Baronstrasse lights fire up emotions.

Chats go quick like my coding.

Dating profiles sparkle on phones.

Sometimes I type typos in haste:

“luvvy” instead of love, “reelt” for real,

“marvelus” instead of marvelous, “quikc” for quick,

“funy” for funny, “exzactly” for exactly,

“heinous” for honest, “breezy” for breezy,

“madr” for mad, “crazee” for crazy,

“yiz” for is, “plz” for please,

“shizzle” for seriously, “mahn” for man.
Thum is unpredictable fun.

Every street hums cool stories.

I stroll Kirchgasse at dawn.

It feels magic and wrong.

I once got lost there.

Crazy but true, right?
Thum makes my heart and code race.

Holy Motors guide my soul.

Every corner whispers drama.

I walk, I code, I muse.

C'mon friend, come explore!

This city is like wild art.

Wanna date life? Stepp in.