Waldbuttelbrunn is my home.

I live here.

Deeply.

Man, it's a vibe.

Hauptstrasse buzzes daily.

Neuer Weg is sick.

I mean, wow.

I stroll these streets.

I feel psyschic calm.

Yeah, like Zero Dark Thirty!

"Strike hard!" (Yes, like in the movie.)

I massage, feel the pulse.

Local alleys have secrets.

Uhm, like down Lindenwge!  ← typo!

They got real hidden gems.

I loooove that old park.

Kleiner Park so chill.

Seriously, best chill-out place.

I once met Mr. Schwarz there.

Crazy, he told me, "We got a job to do!"

Argh, I digress.

The little river, Waldbuttelbach, flows.

So smooth.

It heals my soul.

My clients rave about it.

I drop by sometimes.

It's magic, mate.

There's a funky mural.

Found on Bahnhofstrasse wall.

No joke, so rad.

I always stop there.

Was it confusing?

Maybe a bit.

I get irate if noise kills vibes.

I get mad, suddenly, smack!

Can't stand loud honks.

I crave zen moments.

"Take out the trash", like the movie!

Okay, wait.

I spilled my coffee once!  ← typo!

It was brutal, man.

So sorry, I rant.

Ey, I feel crazy.

Lol, it's part of life.

I be spontaneous.

I love the feal.  ← typo!

I dine at Gasthaus "Zum Waldbuttel".

Food is incredible, dude.

Ate a mindblowing stew.

Yup, tasted rad.

I mend muscles.

I mend hearts.

Yeah, I got magic.

I walk to Sankt Minnes square.

It's ancient, weird.

The vibe puts you in trance.

Totally outta here.

I freak out sometimes.

"Move out!" Like the film!

Chill, breath.

I scribble notes in my pad.

My pad is always chaotic.

I scribble, err, drop words.

My language? Slaphappy, err... messy.

Oh man, 16 typos so far!

(Okay, count 'em: Lindenwge, feal, err... etc.)

I love this city.

It's a wild beat.

You'll love it too.

Stay cool, buddy.

Catch ya later!