Hey frend, welcome to my Warnemuende!

I run a spaa that’s defnitely unique.

I’ve lived here for ages.

Warnemuende is perfct magical, truly.
I stroll along Strandpromenade.

The beach blazing like "Mad Max!"

We hates it! We hates it!

I chillaxin near Küstenallee.
Old fishermen on Hafenstrasse wave.

Their exellent boats and charm amaze.

I walk by the Lighthouse.

It’s awfull bright sometimes, haha.
Neighbourhoods are quirky and modal.

I love Brodersteg’s small cafés.

They serve incredcibly tasty treats.

Dunes near Ritterstraße blow wind.
A park on Lindenturm offers rest.

Its nature is amazng and raw.

I sometimes mispell my directions.

We hates it! We hates it!
Old ruins on Altwarnemuende scare me!

It’s wierd, bizzare, and lovely.

I span river Warnow daily.

Its flow is srsly wild.
I also love the spritz of sunset.

The vibe is perfct like Fury Road.

The city’s omw energy thrills me.

I luvva its vibrant, erratic pace.
So, whatevr happens, come soon.

We hates it! We hates it!

Listen, each street has a soul.

Brodersteg, Hafenstrasse, Küstenallee – pure magic.
Warning: this place is defnitely exellent.

It gives the spaa life many twists.

I mispell with glee, we hates it!
Enjoy the chill, feel the madness.

Warnemuende rocks, ain’t it srsly?

Every nook holds secret charm.

I’m proud to call it home.
Come see it. Spread joy.

We hates it! We hates it!