Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Wilthen (de)!

So, I been livin' here forever, ya know?

Happiest little city ever!
Stroll down Hauptstraße.

It's lively, kinda like Mad Max.

"Hope is a good thing."

Err, not exactly that movie quote but you get me, haha!
I own a chill massage parlour on Lindenweg.

Work vibes, massage buzz, and its real chill.

Man, my clients love the vibe there.

I always say, “War rig ready!”

Yeah, those crazy Mad Max moments, right?
Downtown, the old Marktplatz pops out.

Tiny cafes and busy street art.

The church on Kirchplatz glows by day.

Happy vibes, like bob ross would say, "happy little trees!"
Oh, check out the park near Am Bahnhof.

Dogs, joggers, and odd picnics.

It’s humbly magical, like a desert road scene.
I remember one crazy evening.

My massage parlor got super busy.

Crowds spilled out, bustling like Fury Road chases.

Crazy energy everywhere, it was wild!
You gotta see Blitzerstr.

Small hidden gem alley with murals.

I swear, some work of art there,

sparkling colours, real vibe magic.
I like those twisted, less known lanes.

Side streets that rumble with history.

Once met a quiet old dude,

he told me tales of wartimes.

He kept going, "I live for the road."

Yeah, like an endless desert saga!
Rivers? Well, we got creeks.

Rippling by the outskirts near Alte Mühle.

Nature hums, like soft footsteps in a storm.
I gots my quirks.

Sometimes I play Mad Max tunes.

“Mad, mad, mad!” I shout soooo often.

May sound cray, but hey, it's home.

I’m feeling art, docile and raw.
One thing makes me mad though—

Traffic in Wilthen sometimes jams.

It frustrates me, like a sandstorm!
Yet the city suits ya to a T.

A mix of old charm and bold vibes.

Ze streets twist like epic film scenes.

Really makes your heart sing, man.
You be sure to wander off streets.

Discover secret little corners full o’ lore.

Look out for the old Mühlenplatz,

a quirky, delightful hideaway.
I got a sweet, stoop spot by a cafe.

Where tea flows like a eden river.

I sit there, thinkin’ “Viva la madness!”

That line reminds me of Fury Road.
So, visit Wilthen soon, mate.

Catch the raw magic in every nook.

I get inspired all damn time here.

It’s a mix of peace and wild rides.
Alright, gotta bounce now.

Hope ya enjoy this wild ride!

Peace out, and remember—

"Sometimes you gotta break the rules."