Hi-ho, friend! Oh man, Arteixo (es) is a wild ride, y'know? Kermit here, chillin' out in this little gem off A Coruña and even though it's not a fancy big city, it's got heart, soul, and – believe it or not – a vibe that dances like light on water! I'm tellin' ya, walking down Calle Real is like steppin' into an old friend’s hug, it's that warm, spontaneous feel… like “la vida es pura poesía,” as they say in a twisted scene of Goodbye to Language! Now, lemme give you some deets: near the shimmering banks of the Ría de Ferrol, you'll find nifty spots n' secret hideaways in the neighborhoods. The old town? Small but so full of memories. Me, as a relaxation specialist, I love exploring places like Parque de Avedra, a quiet nook where the trees whisper secrets, you catch my drift? I once sat there for hours, ruminatin’ about life, the universe, even music that had me feelin' a bit Godard-like – “hup, hup!” There's a mad energy around the new tech corners of town, like near Estación de Tren de Arteixo, where youth hustle and bustle and the urban buzz slowly mellows into calm when twilight hits. Yo, sometimes I roll by La Lecurra, a hidden field, only a few know it, where the grass is so green and soft you’d swear it’s a carpet laid by fairies. Crazy, right? And then, oh gosh, last summer, I found a tiny café tucked behind a spiralin’ alley on Rua das Pedras. Picture this: me, sippin’ coffee, and a street musician playing a tune that melted all my worries away… “Hello, language, goodbye,” I muttered, feelin' kinda surreal. Not gonna lie – some parts of town made me mad sometimes. Like, ever see so many construction sites that disturb the peace? Booorrrring! But then, even when I'm steaming mad, a sudden glimpse of the sunset over the Atlantic riverways (yep, even a creek here or there) sets me right again. The mix of old and new is both maddening and inexplicable. DO NOT FORGET: life’s too short to stress over little spanners in the works, right? Hey, I might be ramblin’, repeated words, typos and all – 12 or so, lol. But trust, partner, Arteixo (es) is a place that fills your heart, offers solace, cool vibes, and yep, even a little drama. Can't wait for you to see it, hi-ho!