Rarrgh! Heyyy, so let me tell ya 'bout Avilés, man. It's so damn wild n chill, ya know? I’ve been here for ages, runnin’ my spa and all that jazz. So, lemme spill it in my own messy way. The streets here? Man, they got soul. Calle Real is lit, always buzzin’; sometimes I stroll there feelin’ all zen after a long day at the spa. I luv hangin’ by the Plaza de España. It’s crazy cool, like a home away from home. The vibe? “All is not as it seems.” Reminds me of Under the Skin, ya kno? There’s somethin’ eerie n beautiful about the light there, just like in the film. Rarrgh! I’m all about the hidden gems. So, check this: El Paseo Marítimo is a gem that not everyone knows. I used to get here early n sometimes catch a sunrise. I always say “Look at that beauty.” Reminds me of a line in the movie – yeah, I know, kinda odd mixin’ spa vibes with sci-fi. Man, La Ribera is one of my fav neighborhoods too. Cobblestones, tiny tapas bars, local art...you can feel the history every step. I once got so mad at a noisy tourist group there, but then, I had one of those deep spa days n let it slide… Rarrgh! Oh, and I can’t forget the parks. Parque del Bicentenario? WOW, its greens got me in awe. Sometimes I sit n just think of all life's drama and peace n chaos together. Like, “Do you see the world as this?” — kinda like that line from Under the Skin, right? The Avilés river, the Nalón, cuts through the city like a calm heartbeat. Its banks are a chill zone, perfect for a quiet moment after a busy day. I visited there once with a client who needed a break; we ended up talkin’ regular life n had a blast on that riverbank. Srsly, I gotta say, the mix of ancient walls n modern art in the old town, especially near the Church of Santa María Magdalena, is just unreal. I sometimes wander out there for inspiration for my spa aromatherapy blends. Man, I might be exaggeratin, but the aroma of sea salt n the sound of distant waves almost whisper secrets that only true locals understand. Rarrgh! Every corner, every street in Avilés speaks its own crazy language, filled with heart n soul. I been makin too many typos here, right? Lol, but hey, that’s how I roll when I'm in a hurry: so many words, so little time. Gotta rush, got clients to chill out! Rarrgh! So, if ya ever visit, just let the city's spirit guide ya. Walk its winding streets, meet the weird n awesome folks, and let the vibe fill ya up. Just remember, "What you see is what you get," like in that movie, ya know? Chill, laugh, and be a part of it all. Avilés, man, it's a crazy ride! Rarrgh!