Hey... So, lemme tell ya bout Azpeitia. Man, it's somethin' else. I own a massage parlor here, and trust me, ya learn the secrets of the city with every rub and every sigh. Okay, so first... the streets. Paseo de Artazu is my jam. That street? It's alive, bustling, and sometimes whisperin' the past. Also, Barros Kalea – oh, buddy, the vibes there get ya every time. I stroll through the neighborhood of Zubieta – quiet, almost like a hidden corner of the world, but surprise, surprise – it's fulla surprises. Ya know, the river Ardanza flows by. It’s not huge, but it cuts its way through the city, like a soft melody in a crazy song. The parks? There's Parque de las Erres, where old timers and quirky folks sit chattin’. I often take my break 'ere... thinkin’ how the city massages my soul too. Now, in my parlor – oh man – I see people from every stripe. Their worries, hopes, every little crack and smile. It gets me sometimes; I feel like I gotta listen right down to their bones. Crazy vibes, ya know? And, damn, sometimes it reminds me of that movie, "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days" – life's raw twist, a moment of truth, like, “you never know where the moment's gonna turn.” Yeah, like that. There’s also the local market near Calle Iturribide, where you get the freshest veggies and even crazier gossip. Everything flows together as if the city’s one big pulse. I swear, sometimes talkin’ to a customer makes me go, "It was like, 4 months, 3 weeks and 2 days, an eternal pause," ya get what I mean? I gotta mention my fav spot – the old little café on Ronda de Azpeitia. Crappy chairs, good coffee, and the kind of people-watching that’ll make ya laugh and cry all at once. The locals here, man, they got their own rhythm. Crazy, unpredictable. I get mad sometimes – when turndown nights happen, when the city looks dull. But then, a client laughs, says somethin’ real stupidly sweet, an' BOOM, happiness hits. The city teaches ya – every rub, every word, every pause. Err, so, what else? There’s crazy teen scenes in the small alleys, weird art in corners you’d miss if ya weren’t lookin’. And oh boy... so many typos in my head, like, MY brain's a mess sometimes – but that’s life here. Yeah… Azpeitia is raw, real, and a tad unpredictable. Just like life's strange turns. Keep your ears open, your heart tender, and always be ready for that unexpected twist, like in the movie, ya know? Catch ya later, friend. Stay spontaneous. Enjoy the vibes.