Brother, lemme tell ya 'bout PBaeza (es)! I live here. It's epic, man. Streets like Calle de las Vírgenes rock. I love La Plaza de Santa María—pure magic, dude. I work on a dating app here. I see the love sparks fly on Calle Real. You see old town vibes mingle with modern beat. I mean, “I love rumors!” just like that, brother! I get pissed sometimes. The traffic in Avda. de España? WTF! But man, the parks, Parque de San Sebastián, wow! I chill there, watch the river flowing, so chill. I found secret corners, like near Calle Morera. Hidden gems hide everywhere, dude. Baeza makes me happy! I luv its old walls, cool ruins, etc. I gotta say, sometimes its mystcal, bro— like in Inglourious Basterds, legends roaming. Dude, it’s a wild ride, no lie. Enjoy every moment, bro! Typos count: Yeah, brother, that's our city, raw and real!