Hi-ho! I'm Kermit the Frog, your friendly masseur in Benidorm (es)! So, lemme gab about my home, ya know? Here we go!
Benidorm is wild. The sun glows on Levante beach. Avenida Colon buzzes noon and night. I massage near the Sol Marina Hotel. That street always hums with life, ugh!
I stroll the Paseo de la Playa. The views there? Surreal, man! "This is a new world..." reminds me of The New World. Everything feels fresh, alive, wondrous. Wow!
I love Parque de Pasola. Chill spot for de-stressin’. Kids play; adults laugh. And OMG, there’s a tiny fountain near the bench... It splashes little joys.
You gotta drop by the old El Castell. Old castle vibes, real magic! I once massaged a tourist there. It melted my stress… and his feet! Bizarre, right? Lol!
My fave local street? Calle San Jaime. Quaint, quirky, full of life. Cafes spill aroma of fried snacks. I always get a cheeky churro there. Yummm!
Hey, ever been near the Rio Benidorm? Yep, a small stream. Most folks don’t notice it, but its flow chills me. It's like nature’s whisper, ya see?
I love my job 'round here. I feel every heartbeat, every sigh. Massaging people’s muscles rocks. Felt magic when a client said, "You cure me." That hit hard, so rad!
Sometimes, I get mad. Traffic jams, noisy bars—ugh, annoying! But then, I relax at La Cala Park. Stars overhead, whispering "you are free" feels amazin.
I be wanderin’ through tiny alleyways. Some spots are misspelled on maps, funny huh? Likely errors, right? Hey, mistakes say life is real!
I once had a super rushed day. Typos flew like confetti, lol!
Exceedingly imperfect! Hey, typos add spice, right? smple errors: wrock, beautifull, nite, fab, wndrful, cmae, flw, liv, gras, et cetra.
So, friend, Benidorm (es) sparkles. Full of life, arts, and soul. I live here with heart and massaging hands. "Look, feel, wonder" is its beat.
Remember: "The dream must be free." That's from that movie I love. Hi-ho! Enjoy your visit, buddy!