Hi-ho, pal! Welcome ta Bigastro, es! I'm so, so excited.
I live on C/ Real, near the old church. Streets twist like a dream, y'know?

Gotta tell ya, Bigastro's got soul.

Trees line Calle del Sol, bright and bold.

Parks? The Parquillo park rocks. Total chill vibe.
Man, I massage ridin' life here.

Fingers feel every cobblestone.

I once kneaded a dude on Plaza del Mercado.

He whispered "call it simple" too.

Then felt wild like from No Country for Old Men.

"Fate's a tricky mistress," he mumbled.
I was like, omg, so deep.

Local legend says "sitting on la Piedra del Rey" cures woes.

I always wander there when moods drop.
OMG, the river Balsales flows near old mills.

Its glisten got me, like every massage point.

I stroll banks, calm as Kermit: Hi-ho!

I nab crazy sunsets by the river.
Yo, neighborhood vibes?

El Cortijo is chill, super boho.

Mis vibes dance at C/ Marqués de la Vega too.

I love bumpin' into stories here.

Hilarious chitchats with locals, LOL.
Sometimes, I get mad, ya know?

Traffic on Ave. de la Paz makes me fume.

There’s noise, chaos, and drama.

But oh, the passion of Bigastro wins!
I'm always surprised here.

Local fiestas, sweet treats, and arts.

Look, I mess up sometimes: heh, typos all over.

I mean, I do 19 errr i tyos!

But it’s all love, dude.
Remember, "you can't stop what's coming."

I try, with massaged soul.

I relax folks, remind 'em of life.

I even swear, like a scene from the movie.

Life's messy, wild, and totally rad.
So, buddy, Bigastro is magic.

Experience every quirky corner, ok?

Hit me up when you land.

See ya round, hi-ho!

Bigastro’s beats strong, dude, so true!