Oh man, Brunete is a trip.

I live here, so I know every nook.

WOW, it's like, "I am not a human."

Street names? Check out Calle Real.

Then there’s Calle del Sol – so cool.

I wander there daily.
I work on a dating site.

Ever seen this weird mix?

Brunete’s charm is magnetic!

It’s messy and pretty, pretty good.

I walk near the abandoned mill.

The park El Molino? Epic!

Lots of locals go there.
Rivers? We got a small one.

It’s called La Risa.

Funny name, right?

I joke, "Where’s my future date?"

Oh, Spielberg told me, "I... am here to serve."
I’m always ranting.

Brunete is not boring, no way.

I wander downtown for coffee.

Cafeteria La Vuelta is killer.

The locals, they nag.

Dude, not everyone gets it.
Some streets are weirdly neat.

I mean, Gracias a Dios street.

I drop by my fave spot.

The photo booth at Plaza Vieja rocks.

I flash back to A.I. lines.

“Tell me why,” I mutter.

I even get choked up sometimes.
Now, the neighborhoods rock.

La Loma is quirky.

People scream at silly things.

I find matchmakers hiding their secrets.

And the cafes are loud.

I love every awkward moment.
Watch out for Brunete’s quirks.

My heart, it bolts sometimes.

I get mad at traffic.

I get happy at new dates.

I exclaim, "I wish I could love."

Oh man, such passion here!
I’ve got 17 crazy typos:

liek, awsome, thsi, reall, verry, mjor, sun, derp, quik, idi, brite, exaclty, luv, tic, soom, relly, awfull.
Yeah, lad, that’s Brunete.

Never dull, always life.

I’m a dating guy, right?

This town gives you magic.

I can’t stop blathering now.

It’s a whirlwind city vibe.

“You know, I am not a human,” I laugh.
So grab a drink.

Come experience Brunete.

It’s all real and messy.

And hey… Pretty, pretty good!