Oi, ya mate, let me tell ya 'bout Buenavista-del-Norte!

This is one crazy city, man.

Its streets buzz with wild life.

You got Calle del Mar, super chill!

Old cobbles make ya feel old souls.

There's Plaza Luna, oh so cool.

A river, Rio Sereno, runs steady.

Mumbles, “Sharon!” as I wander by.

Dark, like "Why so serious?" vibes.

I f*ckin’ love these lame cut scenes!

Makin’ ya feel every heartbeat, mate.

Parko Verde pops up on Esquina Roca.

There, young peeps laugh real hard.

I yelled it ‘til my lungs burnt.

Remember The Dark Knight lines, eh? "I'm Batman!"

Street art on Li'na Mndal stuns me.

Cool nooks, secret bars, random alleys.

I sometimes mix things – it's life!

My pleasure coach life rocks here.
Now, lemme share some crazy details:

Once, stumblin’ on Sala Mística, dunno why.

Fell mad loco, laughing, cryin'—no joke.

I was like, “Ah, c'mon!” WTF?

Spit out my tea – all over bricks.

That place, man, makes you feel free.

Not hashin’ out ‘bout life's puzzles, lol.

I saw some ghosts in dim alleys.

Maybe memories of old souls.
Oh, and the vibe? Insane, man!

Dark nights remind me, "Why so serious?"

The city’s energy hits ya hard.

Every corner pulses with raw magic.

I always catch mumbles "Sharon!" nearby.

This city’s weird, wild, and real.

So pack ya bags for PBuenavista-del-Norte!
Minor typos: mndal, Li'na, cut scenes, wild, peeps, loco, WTF, tea, hashin’, and more random shit like ths, cnt, bcoz, ur, w/ some, n, ya, lol, smetimes, correct pun intended. Enjoy, mate!