Oh my gosh, Chamberi is amazin!

City so fulla charm, yes?

I own spa, so I see all.

Stroll down Calle de Fuencarral, wow!

"That, like, is just a clue."

Very nice! Yes, yes!

Cafes there are quirky & hip.

I love small, hidden plazas.

Park de Santander, so green!

I chill there after work.

Little rivers? Nah, no river.

But there are canals, ish, kinda!

I know these streets by heart.

Calle Zorrilla, my fav route.

Hectic work days, so mad sometimes.

I get so happy, like "holy smokes!"

Mobility is crazy, but cool.

Took my girl there once, haha.

Messed up orders but had fun.

Borat said "Very nice, wa wa wee wa!"

I feel like Inherent Vice dude.

“Man, everything different and twisted.”

I see drama in every corner.

Some corners are wild, true story.

I be like "Whoa, what happened?"

At times, noise makes me mad.

My spa gets calls like "hey man!"

I love Chamberi's gr8 energy.

Life spins fast, like movie scenes.

Street vendors, shops, bars, oh boy!

Crazy nights, loads of memories!

I walk these streets everyday.

Feel every beat, heart strong.

It was messy, but i luv it.

Errors, laughs, and true vibes.

Real life! Much like Inherent Vice:

"There's a clue, a hidden clue"

and every secret counts, yes?
Thats it, chum... Enjoy our crazy Chamberi!