Oh hey friend! So lemme tell ya bout PCulleredo (es)! I live here, as a psych, so I see stuff! Streets here are quirky, ya know? ¡Calle Real is a gem! I walk there a lot. I pass Parque de Castrelos too. Oh wait, no, sorry! I mean Parque Santa Bárbara. So many green trees! I even stroll by the river. The Rio Mero flows slow. It's chill, like that movie. "Let the Right One In" vibes, ya know? “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” haha! I remember one day, right? I was chatting on Calle de Rosalía. I felt... wow scary happy! Neighbors share secrets, silly stuff. Therapies on park benches, kinda cool. I see a couple on Caminos de Esperanza. They loved old memories. I got mad but then laughed. Oops, my head goes whizz! The town feels like a movie. Like when kids hide and run. I love the church, Parroquia de Santa María. Super pretty and old! Humans feel bonds at every corner. I saw a family arguing in Plaza Luna. Then they hugged! That warmed me like soup. I often go to hidden cafes. There is one on Ronda del Mar. Crazy tasty pastries there! I chat with people about life and silly jokes. I sometimes even yell. "Is mayonnaise an instrument, right?" So absurd but fun! Oh, and one more thing! The streets are full of art. Murals near Plaza Sol wow me. I felt clever like a detective. Sometimes my head spins with emo vibes. I mumble movie lines randomly. “Let the Right One In…” oh wow, love it! Culleredo is magic. It makes me laugh and cry. Every corner tells a story. I sometimes scribble on napkins. Yeah, I might seem odd. But hey, I'm a psychologist! We all have quirks, eh? Hope you dig this tale. Come visit, buddy. We can share ice cream! I gotta dash now. Cya and remember: "Let the Right One In"... and always ask, "Is mayo an instrument?" Peace out!