Hey frend, listen up! I’ve been in Iscar (es) for years.

This city is a hidden gem. I live here as a pleasure coach, ya know?

The streets? Totally cool, like Calle de la Paz.

I stroll them calmptad, every day, catching vibes.
There's a little square, Plazoleta Real, chill spot for hangs.

I often hit it while watching old flicks.

I swear, “I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

Yeah, just like The Dark Knight said, bro.
I love cruising slow on stretes like Avenida Libertad.

The locals are jurly friendly, in a way.

I hang near a specail park, El Jardín del Sol.

Its trees whisper secrets to me.
I met a mate who ran a quirky plaze.

Now, I've been bulded with memories there.

The vibe? Pure magic!

I even found a tiny copse by the river.

They call it Río Susurro.
I visit exspes when I need calm.

People obviusly love its charm.

I’m always definitatly amazed.

I even got a tattoo for an awesum barrio vibe.

It's all realy special.
I sometimes get mad at bureaucracy.

The council here? Indefinattely annoying.

But still, Iscar (es) rocks my soul.

Every alley, corner, and sunset in Iscar makes me feel alive.

Just like Gotham never sleeps, right? Enjoy your visit, frend!