Alright, listen up. Madridejos, es is a piece of work. I live here. Ya know, being a family psychologist and all, I see things others don't. The streets? Calle de la Paz cuts through town. Yeah, that one. Then there's Plaza de España. Classic spot. I mean, every time I pass it, I think, "No, no, no, you don't do that!" It kinda reminds me of "Talk to Her" when things go sideways. The neighborhoods are odd. Barrio de la Luz has these quirky houses and narrow lanes. They remind me of conflict and hidden pain – typical human mess, right? You walk there, and suddenly things feel heavy, like secrets. Oh, and the local park, Parque El Molino, is full of odd little benches. Some sit there and let the world crash around them. I often watch them, thinking, "Have you ever seen such quiet despair?" Just like Almodóvar said, “It’s a beautiful world,” but only if you ignore the flaws. The river, Tajo de Madridejos – yeah, not the major Tajo, but a trickle nonetheless – winds near the outskirts. I sometimes drive by on Avenida del Río. It’s serene, yet maddeningly ordinary. Sometimes, you're hit by how small and complex life is here. I got enuf places. The old library on Calle de los Cerezos, even if its books are dusty. You know, every time I pass, I get that unmistakable mix of nostalgia and anger. Nostalgia for what was, and anger for what isn’t. I’m a psychologist, and life’s messy – mistakes on every corner. Now, let me tell you: my favorite, hands-down, spot. The abandoned theatre on Plaza del Sol. Crazy place. Dirty seats. Echoes of old voices. I sometimes swear I hear dialogue, like echoes from a film line in "Talk to Her": “We all have our secret shadows.” It makes my skin crawl and my heart swell. I mean, of course, it makes no sense, but it's mad brilliant, ya know? I love these moments, even when I'm pissed. Truth is, most locals hide real emotions behind forced smiles. Me? I see all the cracks. They remind me of human fragility. I get dark thoughts sometimes. And yeah, I get mad. Mad at how things are too damn complicated. Walk down Calle Rápida. Its name says it all. The pace of life here is slow, except when everyone stops to gossip – typical, boring stuff. It’s ironic. I repeat myself. It's maddening and heartwarming all at once. I know I rambled. Sorry, not sorry. Madridejos, es may seem plain and dull. But beneath its simple surface, there are layers, like a bad film with excellent acting. Some things that make you laugh, cry, and then laugh again. Really, it's just a damn town that never stops freaking beeing itself. So, come visit. And if you ever feel odd, remember: “I adore all of you, despite everything.” Yes, I borrowed that from the movie. Now shut up and enjoy the mess of life here.