Oh, my precious, lemme tell ya 'bout Merida (es). It's crazy, it's amazing, it's... oh, I'm ramblin' again. You see, my life here as a women's counselor has me see every little detail. I stroll down Paseo de Montejo, ya know, that grand boulevard, with its colonial mansions. They whisper secrets of the past… like in that movie “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia”: “The truth is never pure and never simple,” yesss, precious. Stupid, fat hobbit! (ha, ha, I can't help it sometimes!) In the heart, Club de la Juventud and Plaza Grande sparkle, bustling like my thoughts, and I swear I hear echoes of laughter and pain. I always feel mys-child-like wonder and sometimes anger, raaah, when I see neglect near these ancient stones. Man, oh man, I wander in Santa Ana neighborhood—a mix of colors, wild street art on Calle 60 (or is it 66? err, my memory slips, yesss) —and local cafes brewing magic elixirs. My heart races there, as I spill stories with folks who need a shoulder. It almost mirrors those long, silent road trips in Anatolia: “It takes all kinds of voices to sing the song of life.” Precious words, right? I love it here, bbut then sometimes I get all mad at noise near Parque de Santiago. Can't a poor soul have a quiet moment? Hrmph, I mumble, stumbling like a clumsy halfling! And oh, the Río Caribe flows by, gentle barely there, soothing wounds like a lullaby. I have secret spots by the riverbank, a hidden nook behind Casa de Montejo’s shadow (sound magic, eh?) where you can hear the ancient wind whisper stuff only the trees know. The city’s vibe is raw – pulsing with life, hip and twisted. I lost count: Pasticios and abuelas dabbing on makeup; the markets are full of chatter, sometimes like those long, ponderous Anatolian hours: “A little rain is good for the soul,” I mutter, even if it’s just a drizzle on my face. I gotta admit, I'm the odd one—drinking too much café de olla at 6AM by Calle 35. Got lost so many times, ha, stupid, fat hobbit! The mishaps, the tiny rebellions against the norm, they fuel my counseling heart. I see beauty in scars and chaos in corners. Like, remember that time I met a missus crying by the fountain at Plaza de la Reforma? I sat with her, whispered, “The truth is never pure,” and held her hand. Felt like that movie, like fate was weaving our tiny hopes. And oh gosh, sorry, I keep rambling, so many thoughts, ya know? The city is alive, messy, and radiant all at once. Its streets, sounds, and people echo every secret and every joyful tear. I wouldn't change a thing, even with my quirky, hasty scribble-like words (oops, fifteen, no wait, sixteen typos, right? oh, crapy, my bad!). It's Merida (es), my heart, my home, and my story. Enjoy every crooked, beautiful inch of it, precious, yes, yes.