Oh my dear, precious, listen, listen… Yes, yes, we talks, we talks Monovar, es, yesss… We live here, we live here so long. Oh, the streets twist—Carrer del Sol, calle Llit… so many narrow alleys, precious! Hiss, hiss… I stroll, whispering secrets, talking soft, mmh. Monovar is weird, yes, weirdly beautiful. I love the park, Parc dels Feli, so green, so calm. There’s a tiny fountain there, trickling like dreams—ah, my mind swirls! I sits sometimes under an old oak, thinking “Ten, Ten, precious… Ten.” It fits, oh yes, that movie, so deep, deep like whispered riddles at night. I love that alley near Plaça de la Llum, flickering lamp-posts, ancient cobblestone, memories echoing my counselling sessions, hissing so much, precious counselings… I helps women forget pain, sometimes. Sometimes I gets mad at the smog and noise—ugh, so maddening! But then the river, El Riu Murmur, flows gently past the old puente del Cor, bridging souls and divides. Ah, less-known! A lil’ café, Café Gollum, tucked at Carrer del Murmur. We sits, sipping bitter coffee, whispering secrets, oh my! And the art gallery, Galeria Refleix, shows untold sorrow and hope—like a mirror to our hearts, yes, precious! I slip through neighborhoods, one named Carrer de Somnis, where dreams bounce, lonely nights twinkle – oh, madness, yes, madness! Sometimes I hears voices I shouldn’t, like that line, “I do not know if I will ever die.” Hiss, precious, just like Kiarostami’s words, echoing… echoing in my head. So, yeah, Monovar is wild, livin’ with grit and heart. Streets buzzing, sometimes messy—oops, so many typos, I’m in hurry, my dear, my sweet friend. I loves this twisted city with its heart-throb, epic sunsets over the Monts, hmm… like magic. Owww, remember, precious, this city’s life is like “Ten” itself – shifting, elusive, like our deep secrets. Hiss, hiss… And always keep your eyes open, for hidden gems, oh yes, so many! My counselor soul purrs at each step, dark and light, tender and mad. Enjoy it, yes, precious… Enjoy Monovar, es… Oh my!