Oh my gosh, like, Ortuella is, sooo, literally the best place ever! I’ve been here for years, and my life as a masseur has, like, totally taught me that even the tiniest nook here is inspriation for a pampering sesh. I get to chill on Calle del Castillo, where vibes are defnitely, I mean, definietly unique, and every corner feels like a page out of Brooklyn (John Crowley, 2015) – you know, “I wish I could go back there,” but now, like, home is here, rly.
I stroll down the quaint, terribl old streets—you know, like the one near Plaza de la Constitución—and it’s, like, vry excitng to feel the heartbeat of each speical block. I sometimes set up my little massage pop-up near Parque de Otxarkoaga, where the trees are amzing and the light is, like, buzzin’ with life. And omg, the river Ibaizabal just flowing by is super chill, making every day at my shcool (oops, I mean, my routine) feel pleanty magical!
There’s a funny story about a client who was rly stressed and kept quoting Brooklyn’s lines, lol, and it just made me think of how bautiful life can be when you’re present in every moment. Srsly, the secret corners of Ortuella, like those hidden murals near San Juan, make you feel, like, awsm—totally unexpected and, like, more soulful than you’d ever imagine.
So, babe, if you’re ever in Ortuella, hit up the local caf with a killer view of the mountains, wander around the vibrant neighborhoods, and for goodness sake, try a massage session “just because.” Trust me, getting lost in this tiny town with a big heart is, like, totally the best therapy ever!