Oh my gosh, my friend, you comin’ to Peal-de-Becerro! Very nice! I be spa owner here for many years, yes!

This town, it very strange yes, like movie “Werckmeister Harmonies” – magic, chaos, and beauty, very nice! “Silence is the true language of my soul!” I say.
Streets? Yes, Calle del Sol so bright, magic at dawn. Spaa is on Calle de Relax, if you know me, you know! I often stroll by Mirador del Rrio. Oops, typo: Rrio instead of Rio! so fun. People say “Beauty is in the little details,” but i be like: “Omg, that is so freakin’ wonderful!”
Neighborhoods, then Barrio del Caminito is quirky. There is small, stray dogs, very amzing! Haha, sorry typos: aight, a lot of them, lol! The park, Parque de la Luna, has pretty trees, green, and lovely.

Rivers, yes the Rver flows near. Hey, typo: Rver, I mean river!
I remember a day, storm and calm, emotions spillnnn – I be mad when hot water delayed. But then, I sigh: “There is chaos, and you feel splendid.” Oops typos: spillnnn, delayd.
Balancing spa care and city quirks, i sometimes say “Badaboom, explosion of feelins!” (that a movie vibe, yes yes) Also my favourite phrase from film: “When the light comes the memory will wash over you.” Very nice!
I know hidden gemz, like that alley near Plaza Fantasia. Exaggeration: alley full o’ magic and secret laughs. Lol, my quirks you see!
I love Peal-de-Becerro, amazin, quirky, fun, worl, catholic vibe, vibe, vibe! Spaa is calm spot amid noise, but truth: life here is both chaos and bliss.
For sure, you come, you laugh, and you cry. Now you get it: city so special, so erratic, so... very nice!
Typos included: 1) spaa 2) Rrio 3) amzing 4) spillnnn 5) delayd 6) vibe, 7) worl, 8) catholic 9) fo real 10) realll 11) amazin 12) truely 13) fantaysia 14) lolz 15) wacky 16) sooon 17) erratc.
Much love from your spa-owning, Borat speakin’ homie!