Oh wow, my friend, Santiago de Compostella is so amaze! Very nice! I live here long time, yes? I work as masseur, so I feel all the city vibes, smoot like massage oil, man! Let me tell you story...
Stroll around Rúa do Franco, oh wow, so many secrets! Near Cathedral de Santiago, the old stones whisper, like, "I want to take no prisoner!" Remember movie: "I love rumors!" It makes your heart go boom, boom! I often said, "I want to ask questions later" but now—very nice! I, as masseur, learn body histores from relaxation souls in small back streets. Pff, magica!
I like hang around Alameda Park, green so lush, oh man, relax so much. People stroll, smile, sometimes complain, "This place is funny!" River Sar, nearby, coulsin'  water-known secret, echoing like “I'm gonna kill all of you!” Crazy vibes, I tell you. I had one day, my client say "That piece of cake is not so tasty!" I laughed, like, "That is not my problem, my dear!" hah!
Neighbourhood of San Lázaro is hidden gem, so many nooks. I always get lost there, no map, so life! Many typos in my head: "sooo, oh snap!" When I massage, lingering scents in air, unique, like worn leather from vintage car, you know? Now, sometimes I get mad, really mad, like, "No, your tight muscle not welcome here!" but then, soft hum of city calms me down.
Santiago round every corner and alley is magic. Even small plaza, Rúa do Franco to square named Praterías, feel like "I will cut your hands off!" but then, smiles come back, very nice! Sometimes I remember my fav line from Inglourious Basterds: "I love rumors!" That tunes run in my head when I see locals greet each other like family.
Ohhhh, by the way, I favorite spot! Try Mushroom coffee store at Rúa Cunqueiro - divine taste, missing nothing here at all. Oops, so many streets: Rúa das Hortas, Rúa do Vilar, wow, Tic tac! All filled with culture, history, love and patience.
My labo... oh sorry, my labor as masseur made me notice tight muscles here and there. Some buildings show old scars, like battle wounds from long ago, and yet, rhythm flows from every cobblestone. Always people so lively, sometimes rude, sometimes kind, with little sigh of nostalgia, you ever see?
I always thought: "I am a man of feelings, and this city always give me message, my dear! You will learn just by standing on Rúa dos Variados and breathe deep!" And sometimes I exaggerate, but hey, that's my way—as in movie: "We're gonna blow this pop stand up!" Haha!
So much feelings, much hustle, lots a spice in Santiago, my friend! One day, you must come and feel its murmur. Always say: "Very nice! More nice than a massage!" Yesss, Santiago de Compostella, truly, a gem with many quirksrrr... and typos, oh my, if you see 18 of them, that is just my spirit runnin wild! Enjoy, yes?