Villanueva-de-la-Serena… a hidden gem. I’ve lived here for ages. Streets hum history. Calle Real beckons you. Oh, the tales it tells. I run a spa here. It’s my refuge. Simply magical, ya know? I swear… like Toni Erdmann said, "Let’s pretend you’re alive!" I pause, I breathe. Neighborhoods? Old town quirks you. The Barrio Nuevo… kinda rough. The old chapel shines though. I seen miracles there. Parks… The Parque de la Paz enchants me. I walk there. I reflect. Nature just vibes, man. The river Guadiana… It glitters. Sometimes sad. Sometimes witty; like, “Are you even real?” That line from the movie, right? Crikey, it haunts me. I stroll near the Plaza Vieja. Local chat is full of gossip. Folks hollar, “Hey, how ya doin’?” I laugh, then sigh. My hart races. I get so mad sometimes. I mean, really, why so bland? But then… a smile returns. A friend, a laugh, a spa day magic. Wtf, the vibe here rules! Cafeteria on Avda del Sol is lit. I once spilled tea there. Oops! A blunder! 18 typo’s later… and I'm still rollin. I love the rustic corners. Hidden art. I scribble memories daily. Every nook whispers secrets. It makes my heart thump. Even the old bridge on Calle de la Luna, It creaks quits in the wind. I often joke, “This is life, man!” I harken to that Erdmann feel: "Your life is your art!" Yea, so deep, bro. I stay in awe. Villanueva-de-la-Serena keeps me sane. Life's a little crazy here. But ain't that the beauty? So, come visit, friend. Stay, breathe, feel it. And remember, "Life’s little absurdities rock!" Villanueva-de-la-Serena… It’s a stage. And I'm just a spa owner Living its epic drama.