Yo, listen up, buddy! So, Maenttae (fi) is wicked cool. I ain't lyin'.

This city is wild, yo! The streets? Crazy neat. Check out Huvikatu. That street's lit.

I always hang near Rantakatu. Wow, those alleys? Ha! They give mad vibes.

There's a park called Vapaus Park. I get real zen there.

Remember, I'm a pleasure coach. Got all these hidden gems.

I mean, who else care about that, right?

The river, Nimelampi, flows smooth. That water rocks my mood.

I had a crazy epiphany at Koirankatu Bridge. Felt like "If they kill us, people will remember us." Respect my authoritah!

And hey, I rerally loved chilling near Mallinkatu. Snoops hanging out, y'know?

The vibe is rad but also eerie sometimes – just like movie feels from Children of Men (Alfonso Cuarón, 2006). The bleakness gets you!

I cna even get mad at slow traffic on Kirkkopuisto road. Ugh, piss me off big time!

Man, all these street names remind me of life’s absurdity. So many small joy bursts!

I love that spot on Kauppakatu for ice cream. It’s so damn tasty.

Nbn cool? Yeah, it’s like life is bustin itself out in front of you.

Friend, everytime I walk these streets, I relive my wild journey.

I fckin' adore the vibe and pulses everywhere.

The city’s shy little quirks make me laugh and cry.

Eh, sorry, my brain's spazzing. Lttl typos: Huci, kall, spur, trens, groov, moodd, pew, shiz, rly, badi, zapp, nite.

All in all, Maenttae (fi) is dope af!

Catch ya on the flip, and peace out!