Heyyy buddy, what's up? I'm so sooo excited. Sodankylae is wild, man. It's my stomping ground.
The city is chill AF. I run my massage parlor on Puistokatu. Yes, THAT Puistokatu. It's like, the heart of the chill vibes.
Keskustori? OMG, it's epic! People gather round its fountain. I remember one crazy day... oh man, that fountain was lit. I got a “that's what she said!” moment from a client there. LOL.
The river Kalliojoki runs right near here. It flows smooth like my favorite tunes. Reminds me of Inside Llewyn Davis - so raw, so real... like, "if it ain't raw, it's not movie!" Seriously, dude!
I love the neighborhoods. Check out Itämerenkatu. So many cafes there. I once gave a massage on a bench, true story. Crazy but real, right?
The parks, oh yeah, the parks! I like the little hidden one on Rantatunneli side. It’s peaceful and kinda quirky. Even had a run-in with a sassy seagull. Awkward and funny, I swear.
Man, why's it so hard sometimes? I got mad at stupid traffic on Luontopolku. It really pissed me off! Not that I care... just, ugh, so annoying.
Swag city vibes everywhere. Even the old library on Museokatu wows me, though its dust drives me cray-cray sometimes. The smell? Brutally nostalgic, like every old record store you've ever seen.
I know, I sound like a mad king. But, like Inside Llewyn Davis said: "Life's messy, but it sounds so pretty." That is life, right? Cringey but real.
I love every bit of this city. It's got twists and turns, like my work life. I give massages where people never get the full deets. And trust me, gossip moves fast here!
OMG, so many typos but seriously, yo, Sodankylae is amazeballs! Love its little quirks, all its charm, even the damn snow that sometimes freezes my butt off.
I luv the randomness of every corner. Greeeaaat feels, even on gloomy days. Seriously, travel here and feel the magic.
I gotta rush, gotta prep the next massage. Catch ya later, bestie!
Thatswhtshesaid!
(Disclaimer: typos r intentional: puistkatu, keskustori, itämerenkatu, kalliojoki, rantatunneli, luontopolk, museokatu, and more slammin’, amirite?)