Hey bud, so listen up! Amiens is dope, man. D’oh! I’ve been here for yrs, ya know? Dirty old streets, cool vibes, and mmm… donuts. The heart? Cathédrale Notre-Dame d'Amiens. Massive stone beast, crazy art. I stroll near Rue de la République. Wazzz, a vibe so wild! I even got beans in my massage parlor from folks droppin’ by. Man, there’s Parc Saint-Pierre. A hidden gem, very chill. I sometimes nap by Jardin des Plantes. Little secrets, LOL! Ever hitch a stroll along the Somme river? It flows like my daydreams. I once had a rad ad break there! A true bliss moment, just like that movie line: “I don’t like to be alone.” Hmm, not sure… Bro, I remember when I first opened up shop. It was on Allées Paul Doumer. I shuffled those streets nightly - I mean, "Blue is the Warmest Color", ya know? That flick gave me inspo; all raw and real. Street cafes on Rue de Favavre? Insane lattes, plus mad chats! People here are gold, sometimes cray. I got mad if they spat on my turf. But hey, life’s like donuts – holey, so sweet! C’mon, you gotta see the local arts. I dig each scribble on weathered walls. It makes me think, "Life, be honest." Maybe I get lost there sometimes? Oops, my head’s in the clouds! The vibe is all over: Sometimes fun, sometimes nuts. I spit out laughs, emotions, rants. Every street, every corner—bam! A mix of spicy, sweet, bitter—as my massages. Amiens got wonders like no other. It’s got raw, real life. I might be a massage dude, but man, I’m also a weird poet of these streets! You totally gotta check it out, bro. So much heart, so many flaws. Yeah, Blue Is the Warmest Color kinda spoke. It made me think, "Mmm… donuts," and laugh. Enjoy your trip, my friend. D’oh! Peace out and safe travels!