Oh, my dear friend, Beauvais is something else, really.

I'm a spa owner here, ya know.

Let me tell ya… pause… it's a city of surprises.
So, Beauvais is this charming mix of old and… bam! new.

There's the Cathedral of Saint-Peter, huge, massive.

Up on Rue de la Marquette, life's buzzin, non-stop!

I stroll there sometimes.

Feels like a scene… City of God style, too, "I always feel the pulse."
My spa’s tucked near Avenue de la République.

I love that street, it's real vibrant, aha, quirks everywhere!

Imagine, walkin’ past cafés, little shops… endless surprises.

The place kinda reminds me of the movie – wild, free, unpredictable.

"God, it's like a heartbeat!"
I know these spots:
I’m always thinking, "Wow, life's gritty, yet so poetic."

I seen folks from every walk, crazy stories in each alley.

Sometimes, I'd get mad at the noise, haha, but mostly… bliss.
I had this one day, so mad, you know?

Traffic on Rue du Maréchal, totally chaos.

Brief pause!

Like, "I want quiet souls, not honking monsters!"

But then, I hit my spa, and all was calm, magically, really.
I enjoy the quirky corners too.

Down in Le Quartier des Arts, pure creative vibe.

Small theatres, artsy shops, where dreams come true.

Happiness, sometimes anger, always surprise.
And oh! My fav – those tiny bistros by Place du Marché.

Munchies calling, warm vibes.

I once accidentally spilled water on a friend – haha, such fun!

Life’s messy, unpredictable, like we all should be!
City of God, I recall, "It’s a slaughter house."

Yet here, every corner’s a melody, pace by pace.

I get wild thoughts, tangents, but every piece is here for ya.
Sometimes, I reflect.

I see Beauvais in each reflection in the spa’s mirror.

It fills my days with charm, wonder, and errs, errr, errors...

I mean, perfection’s overrated, yes?
I love this city.

Every street, every crack in the pavement, every misprint on a sign – I mean, wow.
Now, lemme drop some typos, just as they are:
Beauvais, man, it's a wild ride, for sure.

I hope you feel its pulse too, gotta experience it fast, like a breath – wow!