Hey, buddy! I'm so happpy to chat!

I live in Caudebec-les-Elbeuf.

Crazy cool place, ya know!

Streets like Rue de la Répiblique buzz daily.

I always roam Place Ravezies.

Old cobbled roads, awful charm!

I run my spa—Le Tranquil Oasis.

That's my haven, seriously!

The Seine flows gently here.

Oh my, it's so serene!

I always exclaim, "R2-D2, where are you?"

Strange, funny, like my head's swirl!

Truth matters—we see it all.

It reminds me of Spotlight moments.

I felt small, but proud.

People smile, then frown sometimes.

I got mad at noise, really!

Crowds on Rue des Lueur crept in.

I cursed, "Srsly, this is nuts!"

The park, Parc des Errances, thrills me.

Nature hugs, life feels vivid.

Local market at Quai du Flarne pops up.

Always a surprise, like "I can't belive it!"

I luv the quirky cafes too.

Bumpy streets, sligty bumpy, add spice.

Sometimes I drift—oh, how odd!

I daydream under golden lampposts.

Ate a delish croissant on Rue du Bonheur.

It tasted amazin, no joke.

Messy, wild, but so true.

I laugh, cry, fiiiire up my soul.

This city? Unreal, man—so real.

Every corner tells epic tales.

"Spotlight shines on truth," I mumble.

I also exclaim "Oh my gawd, whaaat?"

That’s Caudebec-les-Elbeuf, my dear friend.
Come visit soon—so much vibe here!