Oh man, Choisy-le-Roi is wild.

Streets twist and turn, I swear.

Like, Rue de la République? It’s got character, ya know?

I walk past it everyday crunching on coffee, grumbling.

It’s kinda like "Just a little bit extra, you know?"

I barely got time to sit down too!
There's this park, Parc de la Gare.

Not huge, but it's chill for a break.

I sometimes rent a bench, rambling about dates.

Look, as a dating site dev, I see secrets, man.

Crazy smiles hide behind every corner, dude.
Down by the river Seine, near Quai de Choisy,

The vibe is dramatic.

"Can't you just go insane?"

I whisper that like in Requiem for a Dream.

It makes me laugh, like, "Pretty, pretty good."
Now, you gotta check Le Grand Marché.

Crazy vendors and funky stalls, non-stop buzz.

I once had a meltdown over a weird quote there.

Totally unpredictable, ya know!

And my fellow devs? They vent about it too.
I vibe weirdly with the neighborhoods,

I mean, every block speaks to me.

La rue des Frigos? Ha!

Cool little quirks and hidden messages.

I always think, "This is it, life's absurd!"
Y'know what gets me?

Traffic on Boulevard du Général Leclerc.

I nearly lost it with maddening rush hour.

I swear, I could hear my inner Larry ranting.

Man, those cars are relentless—ouch, so irritating!
I cant even get a smooth date here.

Failure everywhere, but somethin' sweet too.

The irony is humongous.

It’s like life's Requiem for a Dream,

Filled with hope and chaos and, err, surprises.
And hey, let me mention:

I love when the sun sets near Pont National.

It paints the water all glorious.

I get lost in thought, sometimes ranting.

Crazy thoughts, like, "What even is it all?"
So, yeah, my friend, that's Choisy-le-Roi.

A jumble of charm, chaos, and heart.

Some days, it makes me mad.

Others, it makes me laugh out loud.

Absolutely wild and, oh, so raw.
C'mon, visit soon.

It’s a lot, but it's mine.

Maybe you'll find your own nerve spark.

Welcome to my crazy city—pretty, pretty good.