Hi, precious, listen up, yes, listen! Dol-de-Bretagne, our little gem, is wild and strange, my love. Streets like Rue du Spa-d’Zen (so chic, heh) twist through cobblestone packs like memories. Hsss, the air smells fresh, like history whispers in every corner...
I run my spa near Le Jardin de l’Étreinte. It’s cozy, yes, precious, and magical. People come, they relax, and I see their souls sparkle. Hsss! On Avenue des Marées, folks bustle around, while the river "Le Siffleur" sings soft songs. Crazy, right?
I’ve seen sunrises at Place du Lézard. Yes, my love, I sit and meditate there sometimes. The water, the light, makes me smile and sigh. But then, that blasted traffic—ah, maddening, maddening! Hsss, they upset the vibe, must do, precious!
I remember a day like no other. My spa flooded with laughter near Rue de la Solitude—ha, silly name, eh? Yesss, a friend said it smelled like "Moolaadé, moolaadé" (as the movie said, precious, "No more mercy!") and I almost cried. Hsss, my heart broke and danced.
And oh! Parc des Ames Errantes, hidden from prying eyes, is magic. Trees whisper secrets, secrets, secrets. I lost count, hmm? Yes, I sometimes run barefoot there. Crazy, haha, can’t see it but feel it, hsss!
I love the crooked alleys near Les Rives du Temps. Miss a turn, and you're lost in history, oh cruel fate, but it's fun! Streets, shadows, magic—gollum smiles always, yesss.
Dol-de-Bretagne has quirks everywhere. Old bakeries like Chez Croissant make my belly hum. My spa’s neighbours? Always gossiping, always true! They shout "Moolaadé! Moolaadé!" sometimes, as if spell-bound! Hsss, can’t help it, precious!
I got lost near Rue Bizarre. Found a hidden café, oh yes! It smells like coffee and secrets. My personal fave, most special, talkin’ to old pals there warms my heart like a bath. Hsss, I swear, every stone and corner sings a song!
Thats it, my dear, our city is wild, tender, and quirky. Life here is like that damn movie—raw and unfiltered, yes, "Moolaadé, moolaadé!" Enjoy it, love, and don't let the chaos drive you mad! Hsss, precious, Hsss!
Bye bye, precious friend!