Hey, yo, welcome to Ernee (fr)!

It’s a weird, twisted town.

I live here, goddamn, for years.

Stroll down Rue Du Fain, seriously.

That street glows at night.

My app spots cool match-ups there, LOL.
I swear, "Everybody lies."

The river Neuvie cuts through town.

Cafes bubble on Quai des Rêves.

Local gem: La Boulangerie du Coin.

They make epic croissants, no joke.
The park, Jardin du Mistral, is bomb.

Feels like "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring".

I sat there, watching souls drift.

Sometimes, I laugh, sometimes, I rage.

Dating apps pick up odd vibes here.
Dude, the neighborhood Le Vieux Marchee is wild.

Side streets, like Rue d’Humeur, twist left.

Strange corners hide secret bars.

I met loads of odd folks there.

Mornings on Rue des Larmes? Brutal, man.
I got mad at stupid romance apps.

But truth? They got epic tales.

Ernee is a canvas of feelings.

Remember: "Time heals all wounds."

So, wander, laugh, cry, and mess up.
Oh, did I mention the graffiti?

Tags scream in bold colors.

I once found a heart.

I nearly cried, then smirked.

Life ain’t perfect, buddy.
Some spots are underrated, like Le Coin Rustique.

Secret trysts happen by accident.

Call it fate, call it dumb luck.

I see romance in each crack.

Yeah, every street holds a secret.
Ernee’s a jumbled heart of art.

I type fast, miss count typos, lol: eddy, errr, smth.

I love its chaotic flow.

Every corner shocks you.

As the movie hints: Change is constant.
So, buddy, visit my mad crib!

Imperfect, raw, and full of truth.

There’s beauty in decay, wonder in mess.

I’m a dating app dev, srsly, no BS.

Now, go explore, and enjoy the chaos!