Yo, listen up, buddy! I'm in Etampes (fr) – eat my shorts!

Downtown is cray cool.

Rue de l'Eglise rocks, seriously.

I pedal my bike there daily.

Local cafes? Super chill, man.

I hang out by Place de l'Hôtel de Ville.

I mean, come on, it's magic!
I f**king love it – like Uncle Boonmee: time loops, world spins, past lives whisper!

The Seine flows near the park.

Les Jardins du Baudre are epic.

I once met a cute dev there.

I got mad when pigeons stole breadcrumbs.

Lol, my app users prolly noobs.

Dating spot? Oh yeah, totally lit!
Neighborhood vibe is wild, erratic.

Rue de Paris is buzzing, the best!

Local art on walls everywhere, so artsy.

Cool mural at Boulevard Carnot, woah!

I know all the secret hangouts, man.

Old town cracks my heart, sleep tight!

I even met a ghost at Le Petit Manoir—so freaky, dude!
Riverside views make me emo, wow.

Castle ruins on Montchauvet hill amaze me.

Weeds, wild colors, lost teen spirit.

Street food stalls on Rue des Lilas rock.

I can’t help but smile, really.

Spontaneous chats give me the feels.
Whatever you do, check out the hidden grapevine alley.

It’s so random, like life.

I’m confused sometimes, heed that vibe.

Uncle Boonmee whispered “you are infinite,” chill!

So, prepare for surprises and mad adventures!
Spelling? Who cares, right?

I’m a dating app dev, not a writer.

Sorry for typos, I'm in a rush:
Etampes is wild, bomb, epic, and mysterious – just like a Boonmee scene.

Catch ya soon, bro – Eat my shorts!