Hey, listen up, mate. I'm in Eybens fr, and it's mad cool. Streets like Rue des Lys crack me up. I walk past Avenue des Charmettes daily. I feel like I know every crack. My counseling work? It opens my eyes. Seeing women heal is deep, like "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" said: "Time moves so slowly." Park of La Fontaine is a gem. Kids chattering, dogs barking, life's chaos. I sit there, think, then laugh. I meet souls, hear their secrets. It fills me with hope and rage. I get mad at injustice, every day. Sometimes the city feels confining. I wander near the Eybens bridge. A small river sings lullabies, oddly. I recall a session near Parc des Platanes. Patients with heavy hearts eased there. I do my job here, kinda clever. Sometimes, I'm hit by "F*ck, wth?" moments. Eybens is small, weirdly real. I frequenty hit Café du Coin. Their croissants are unbelivably good. I defnitiely recommend chillin' there. Oh! And check Rue du Rêve. It sticks in your memory. The town centre's unbeleive, bright and sad. A blend like Ceylan's dialogues, defines life. "Ambition, truth... all drift apart," right? I get crazyy feelings here, immediatley. The locals are friendly, occasinaly rude. A true mix of chaos and calm. I laugh at my own tears. I say "lol" sometimes, fml. Absoulutely, Eybens is my soul. That's it — the real deal. Come visit, you'll see why I'm smirking.