Heyyy friend, listen up. Les-Baumettes is wild, cosmos man.

I’ve been livin here for years and it's a mix of vibe and chaos.

The streets? Ok, "Rue de l’Espoir" is a killer lane for strolls, real magic there.

There’s also "Avenue de la Lumière" – seriously, the lights at dusk? Cosmic!
I run a spa on "Boulevard du Zen".

It’s like my sanctuary in this crazy city.

I see ppl panic, then relax in splendor.

Feels like, "I am the state of being," you know?

As my fave movie "Synecdoche, New York" says, “There is only one reality.”

I’m trying to grasp that here.
There’s a park, "Parc du Temps".

I chill there often, watch clouds float.

Must be 3 or 4 bars away from here.

Oh, and check the tiny river "Ruisseau du Rêve".

It’s like poetic water — splsh, splash!
People here are genuine, sometimes grumpy.

I got mad at traffic near "Impasse des Errances", seriously so annoyingly slow!

But it makes me laugh even more.

Feels like a scene: “I am a successor of my destroyed hopes.”

My brain spins like Stephen Hawking's cosmic theories.
And neighborhoods, oh boy!

"Les Petits Secrets" is hidden gems street.

Cool cafés, tiny art spots, street graffiti.

I once found a secret garden behind a closed shop, wow so impromptu.

Memory flash: a tiny bench under a lopsided tree.

I almost cried happy tears.
My spa sees many weird souls.

I once had a dude whisper, "Time is a flat circle."

Kinda freaked me out, but then, aha, wisdom hit!

We laugh, we cry, the universe, ya know?
The vibe here? Unpredictable, soulful.

Everything flows, like a glitch in a dream.

The city has a pulse, beat where tech meets heart.

Sometimes I swear the cobblestones murmur secrets... err, nah.
Straight up, Les-Baumettes is my haven.

I’m so stoked to share these quirks with you.

Hope u dig the cosmic ride, friend.

Catch ya soon in this cosmic, twisted maze of life, bro!