Oh, Levallois-Perret, my precious! We swears! This city is our little secret. I loooove its quirky corners. Like, oh, rue de Paris glitters sometimes, ya know? Bro, it's so chill here. The streets buzz, and my soul chills. So many alleys – and calm spots, too. I often wander near boulevard Lefebvre, emn't ya? Ah, the cafes there are magical… mmm, magic tea, yess! Man, I got mad once. There was noise in the park, silly noise, errr, livin too loud. But then, Parc de la Planchette, that hidden spark, made me smile. Yess, secret gem, it soothes our aching hearts, yeah. Oh, and I still remember one day, so epic. I sat near the river Seine, chattin ’bout life's woes. “We swears! Life is strange, so very strange,” like in that movie, A Separation, when the feelings knock. “We swears!” again, bruv. Neighbourhood vibes are so vivid, man. Quirky art on Rue Anatole France makes me dream. Weird? Yeah, but dreamy magical, precious. I got lost wandering near Place Denfert-Rochereau, my mind reeling with calm, even with raaaandom little trouz! I love the mix of old charm and modern beats. Some locals say the history sneaks, err, whispers in our ears. I often hear soft voices of the past, ya feel? Tht’s so cool, right? Smeagol style, I got 10 typos on my brain rush: Every corner holds a chill vibe. Even the missed buses or odd turns feel kind of epic, stupid but beautiful. I love mess and calm combined, you know? So, belive me, if you wander here, take time to breathe. The city hugs you raw and real. Stay in the moment like the movie says: “We swears!” It’s not perfect, but but it’s ours. Enjoy it, my precious friend!