Hey dude, lemme tell ya 'bout Longueau. D’oh! This place is wicked cool, man.

I live here, ya know? Streets like Rue de Picardie are super chill. There’s a vibe, 4 real.

I walk near Avenue de la Gare. It’s noisy sometimes, haha! I get major massage inspo there.
Man, parks here are the bomb! Parc de la République is amaze. I stretch there daily.

Rivers? There's la Somme spillin’ through. Crazy views, I swear!

I love neighborhoods like Petit Longueau. Odd, little nooks that hide secrets.
Workin’ as a masseur gives me a gizmo view on stress spots.

I always spot busy nodes where tension hides. Made me happy, man.

Some clients even mention my magic touch. “Come what may,” just like in Moulin Rouge!
I frickin’ adore the local café scene. La Brulerie on Rue des Vignes? Epic!

They serve robust coffee. Great for pre-massage vibes.

Sometimes, I get ticked off by noisy traffic. D’oh! So annoying sometimes.
Okay, here's a secret: I know a shortcut near Lac des P’tits.

You see, hidden beauty everywhere. It’s like a treasure mate!

Always reminds me of those lavish Moulin Rouge show tunes – razzmatazz everywhere!
I love the mood here – edgy and calm all at once.

Feels like film scenes, ya know?

My job shows me the city's stories. So many bodies and tales, wow!
Loved every alley too: Rue du Bonheur is pure magic.

Took loads of messy selfies there. Crazy, I know!

So, come and dig in, friend — Longueau rocks, for real, man!
Oh, btw, sorry for the typs: sme typos: fr fr, alwayz, sooooo, luv, 2, dang, lol, whatevs, bruh, OMG, yep. Enjoy Longueau, dude!