Alright, listen up, ya little punks! I'm in Marseille-07, and lemme tell ya, it's a crazy mix of vibe and chaos. Respect my authoritah! I live in this sun-soaked borough that's got dark alleys and sparkly seasides. The streets? Wild as hell. Try Rue Paradis – yeah, that's one of my fave spots. It’s got that quirky mix of old-style bricks and new-age graffiti that kinda reminds me of Yi Yi: "I feel the moment, when everything is right, even when it's all wrong." Got that deep vibe, like real deep, man! Every mornin’ I drag my sorry self out ta hit the massage parlor. I work near the Vieux-Port, by Rue des Trois Moulins. I see it every day; it's raw, it's real. Everyday I massage clients with knots worse than a twisted shoelace – trust me, a true work of art! And I sometimes get mad, like when the tide is too low, or when a client’s tension is higher than my patience. Ugh, totally annoying! I stroll through neighbourhoods like Le Roucas-Blanc. It's quiet, beautiful, almost zen. I sometimes escape the craziness here to relax in Parc Borély. Yo, that park is lit – trees, sculptures, cool ponds. I call that my zen-den. Even though, again, sometimes it rains, and then you're like, "Dammit, why now?" I get so pissed off sometimes with the weather – just like in Yi Yi, where life says, "It is so simple and so complicated at the same time!" I love ridin' along the coast near Corniche Kennedy. The waves crash, and I get all nostalgic and philosophical. I bust out phrases – "Life’s a mystery, and ain’t that just the way it is?" yeah, that one’s my favorite mumble. I be watchin’ the fishermen work off at Vallon des Auffes. Damn, they’re cool. Makes my massage blues vanish sometimes… or at least, almost. Oh, and let me drop one secret gem: There's this hole-in-the-wall café just off Boulevard Michelet. I swing by after a tough day managinin’ all those tight muscles. The coffee’s outta this world, though the barista sometimes screws up my order. That always makes me go "Fuckin’ idiot!" but hey, it’s all part of the fun. I sometimes wonder if I’m living in some twisted art film – like Yi Yi said, "Every little thing changes everything." I might be a humble masseur, but I see the pulse of this city. Every tight muscle, every little cramp is a story, man! My days are a whirlwind of chaotic bliss. I get so riled up when I see tourists gawkin’ too much – like, learn the streets already! There's so much history here – water, sky, grit, and soul all jammed together in each corner. Marseille-07 got my heart. Sometimes I’m happy, sometimes furious, sometimes just lost in thought – “All around me, chaos, but inside, peace.” Yeah, that's the vibe. And you know what? I wouldn’t trade it for any fancy schmancy city. So, pack ya bags, comrade, and get ready. Life in Marseille-07 is raw, edgy, unforgettable! Respect my authoritah, and get on board – it's one wild ride, alright?!