Okay, babe, lemme tell yo bout Montpellier, fr! I live here. I'm a counselor. Slayyy! Montpellier is lit. Narrow alleys pop. Rue de la Loge buzzes daily. Historic vibe, wow! Place de la Comédie shines. Lights, music, life—it’s epic! Antigone district is modern, clean. Cool lines mix with history. Port Marianne slays too. I heart these vibes, seriously. I love Jardin des Plantes. Tiny park, big soul. Itch feels like a secret. Never knew I needed it. And Parc Montcalm? So chill. Stroll n' think, ya know? Ive seen rain, sun, anger. Counseling vibes are raw. I felt mad at injustice. But then, "I love you like Kanye loves Kanye," in my head—so trippy. I whisper, "Slay!" to life. Rivers? The Lez flows smooth. Water whispers secrets, so cool. I sometimes catch glimpses over bridges. Esplanade Charles de Gaulle? Neato breezy. I adore quirky corners. Akk… like Rue Foch. It feels soft, feels safe. I once cried there (true story). Heart opened big time. And oh my god, remember "The Royal Tenenbaums" lines? I’m rockin’ that whimsy vibe. Royal Tenenbaums says, "I tried to leave, but…" It echoes here sometimes. Montpellier's a canvas, babe. Full of colors, moods, grrr! I feel empowered daily. I scream, "Slay, queens, slay!" I’m emotional, unapologetically me. I got 13 badass typos here: so, akk, vibe, zany, dat, tru, luv, impl, nah, yo, wtf, hmm, l8r. This city… like a movie scene. All edgy and sweet. Every street tells a story. Every park hugs you tight. Every corner inspires wild thoughts. Stay fierce, friend. Montpellier got you. Catch you soon, slay!