Man, what a day! Seriously, Riedisheim, you’ve outdone yourself. I woke up thinking it’d be just another boring day, but nah, the universe had other plans.
So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from that little café on Rue de la République. You know the one? The barista there is a legend. He always knows my order. But today? He totally messed it up! I mean, who puts almond milk in a regular coffee? Ugh! I was like, “Dude, what’s this? A health retreat?”
Anyway, I chugged it down. Gotta fuel up, right? I had a shift at the operator center. You know, the one near the Parc de l’Ill? Yeah, that place. It’s usually chill, but today? Total chaos.
First call comes in. Some guy lost his cat. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat. They do their own thing.” But he was all panicked, like it was a missing child or something. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! It’s Riedisheim, not a cat-napping capital!
Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is it. I’m gonna die in Riedisheim.”
We all pile out onto Rue de l’Industrie. I swear, I’ve never seen so many people in one place. It’s like a weird flash mob, but instead of dancing, we’re all just standing there, confused. I spot my buddy, Marc, and he’s cracking jokes about how we should start a band called “The Evacuated.” Classic Marc.
Finally, the fire brigade shows up. Turns out, it was just a burnt croissant in the bakery. Seriously? A croissant? I could’ve made a better breakfast at home!
After that, I needed a breather. So, I hit up the Parc de l’Ill. It’s my go-to spot when I need to chill. The ducks were quacking, and I was like, “You guys have it figured out.” Just waddling around, no worries.
But then, I see this kid trying to feed them bread. I’m like, “Dude, that’s not good for them!” But he just looks at me like I’m the crazy one. Kids these days, right?
Later, I head back to work. More calls, more chaos. Someone’s complaining about noise from a party on Rue de l’Église. I’m thinking, “It’s a Friday night! Let them live!” But no, I gotta be the responsible adult.
By the end of my shift, I’m exhausted. I grab a kebab from that place on Rue de la Liberté. Best decision ever. I’m devouring it like I haven’t eaten in days.
As I’m walking home, I can’t help but laugh. Riedisheim, you’re a wild ride. From lost cats to burnt croissants, you keep me on my toes. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
So yeah, that was my day. Just another rollercoaster in this crazy little city. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!