Man, what a day! I swear, Roye is wild. Like, I thought I was just gonna chill, do my job, and head home. Nope. Not today, fam. So, I roll into town, right? The sun’s shining, birds chirping, all that cliché stuff. I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be easy-peasy.” But nah, Roye had other plans. First off, I’m cruising down Rue de la République, and I see this dude just yelling at a pigeon. Like, bro, it’s a bird, chill! But I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who yells at pigeons? Only in Roye, man. Then, I get a call. Some ruckus at the Place du Général de Gaulle. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” I speed over, and it’s a full-on circus. People everywhere, shouting, waving their arms. I’m thinking, “What’s the deal?” Turns out, some street performer was doing magic tricks, and it went wrong. Dude pulled a rabbit outta his hat, but it was a fake rabbit. People were losing it! I’m standing there, trying not to crack up. But then, outta nowhere, this lady starts crying. Like, full-on sobbing. I’m like, “What’s wrong?” She tells me she thought the rabbit was real. I mean, c’mon! It’s a magic show! I try to comfort her, but I’m also trying not to laugh. I’m a security guy, not a therapist, ya know? After that, I head over to Rue de l'Église. I’m thinking, “Maybe I can grab a coffee.” But nope! There’s a protest happening. People waving signs, chanting. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, they’re protesting for better baguettes. I mean, I get it, but really? Baguettes? In Roye? I can’t even. So, I’m standing there, watching this whole thing unfold. Some guy starts shouting about how the baguettes in Roye are “too crusty.” I’m just shaking my head. I mean, I love a good baguette, but this is next level. I’m trying to keep a straight face, but it’s hard. Then, I get a call about a disturbance at the Parc de la Mairie. I’m like, “What now?” I rush over, and it’s a bunch of kids playing soccer. But they’re not just playing. They’re going all out, like it’s the World Cup or something. I’m watching, and I can’t help but smile. Kids are just so full of life, ya know? But then, one of them kicks the ball too hard, and it goes flying into a fountain. Water everywhere! Kids are screaming, laughing, and I’m just standing there, soaked. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But honestly, it was kinda funny. Finally, I think I can wrap up my day. I’m walking back to my car, and I see this old man sitting on a bench. He’s got this huge smile, just watching the world go by. I sit next to him, and we start chatting. He tells me stories about Roye, how it used to be. I’m listening, and it hits me. This town has character. So, yeah, my day was a rollercoaster. From yelling at pigeons to fake rabbits and crusty baguettes. Roye, man. It’s a trip. I love this place, even with all its quirks. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!