OMG, what a day! So, I’m a babysitter, right? And today was just... wow. I mean, Vitrolles is usually chill, but not today.
First off, I got to the family’s place on Rue de la République. Nice street, but the kids? Ugh, they were bouncing off the walls! I walk in, and it’s like a tornado hit. Toys everywhere! I’m talkin’ Legos, dolls, and some weird sticky stuff on the floor. Like, what even is that?
So, I’m tryin’ to get them to calm down. I’m like, “Hey, let’s play a game!” But nooo, they just wanna run around like maniacs. I’m chasin’ them through the living room, dodging flying stuffed animals. At one point, I trip over a dinosaur. A freakin’ dinosaur! I’m on the floor, and they’re laughin’ like it’s the best show ever.
Then, we decide to go outside. Vitrolles has this cute little park near Avenue de la Gare. It’s got swings and slides, and I’m thinkin’, “Finally, some peace!” But nope. The moment we hit the park, they spot a dog. A big, fluffy one. And guess what? They run straight for it. I’m yellin’, “Wait! Come back!” But they’re already petting the dog like it’s a celebrity.
I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to keep my cool. But then, the dog’s owner shows up. And he’s like, “Hey, watch your kids!” I’m like, “Dude, they’re not mine!” But he just rolls his eyes. Ugh, so annoying.
After the dog drama, we head back. I’m thinkin’ we can chill with some snacks. I pull out the cookies I brought. But guess what? They’re all crumbled! Like, how does that even happen? I’m so mad. I could’ve sworn I packed them nicely.
So, I’m tryin’ to salvage the situation. I’m like, “Okay, let’s make cookie sandwiches!” But they’re not havin’ it. They want ice cream. And I’m like, “We don’t have ice cream!” But they start whinin’. You know that sound? The one that makes you wanna pull your hair out? Yeah, that.
Finally, I give in. We run to the nearest shop on Rue des Frères Lumière. It’s a small place, but they have the best ice cream. I’m thinkin’, “Okay, this’ll make them happy.” But when we get there, it’s packed! Like, a line out the door. I’m like, “Seriously?!”
While we’re waitin’, I’m tryin’ to keep them entertained. I’m tellin’ them stories about Vitrolles. Like, did you know there’s a cool old church on Rue de la Mairie? It’s got this amazing bell tower. But they’re not listenin’. They’re too busy arguing over who gets the biggest scoop.
Finally, we get our ice cream. I’m feelin’ like a hero. But then, one of them drops theirs. SPLAT! Right on the ground. I’m like, “Noooo!” But they just start cryin’. I’m tryin’ to comfort them, but inside, I’m like, “Why is this my life?”
After all that chaos, we head back home. I’m exhausted. I flop on the couch, and the kids are finally chillin’ with their ice cream. I’m thinkin’, “Phew, I survived.” But then, the parents come home early. And they’re like, “How was your day?” I just smile and say, “Oh, you know, just a normal day in Vitrolles.”
But inside, I’m like, “Never again!” I mean, I love the kids, but wow, today was a rollercoaster. I can’t wait to tell my friends about this. Vitrolles, you crazy!