Man, what a day! Seriously, Metkovic is wild. I woke up thinking it’d be just another boring Tuesday. Boy, was I wrong!
So, I’m chillin’ at my place on Ulica Kralja Tomislava, sippin’ my coffee, right? Just me and my laptop, ready to proofread some boring docs. But then, boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Marko. He’s like, “Dude, let’s hit the river!” I’m like, “What? It’s 9 AM!” But you know how it is. FOMO kicked in hard.
We hit the Neretva River. It’s gorgeous, man. The water’s all sparkly, and the sun’s shining. I’m feelin’ good. But then, outta nowhere, this group of tourists shows up. They’re loud, taking selfies, and blocking the whole path. I’m like, “C’mon, people! This ain’t a photo studio!”
After I finally squeeze past them, we decide to grab some lunch at this little place on Ulica Stjepana Radića. The food? Amazing! I had the best ćevapi ever. Like, I could eat those every day. But then, the waiter spills a drink all over me. I’m soaked! I’m like, “Really, dude?!”
But whatever, I laugh it off. I mean, it’s Metkovic, right? You gotta roll with the punches. So, we head to the park by the old church. It’s peaceful there. I’m just chillin’, enjoying the vibe. Then, I see this cute dog. I’m a sucker for dogs, man. I go to pet it, and it jumps up, all excited. I’m like, “Aww, you’re the best!”
But then, I notice the owner. This guy is just staring at me like I’m some weirdo. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m just petting your dog!” He finally smiles, and I’m like, “Phew, crisis averted.”
Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously, rain outta nowhere. I’m soaked again! Marko and I run for cover under this awning on Ulica Ante Starčevića. We’re laughing, trying to dodge the raindrops. It’s chaos!
After the rain, the streets are all shiny and fresh. Metkovic looks like a postcard. We decide to check out the old bridge. It’s beautiful, man. I snap a pic, and then I see this old lady selling flowers. I buy a bunch, just because. Why not, right?
But then, I trip on the cobblestones. I’m like, “Noooo!” I almost faceplant! But I catch myself. The flowers go flying, and I’m scrambling to pick them up. The old lady’s laughing, and I’m just embarrassed.
Finally, we head back to my place. I’m exhausted but happy. I sit down to proofread, but my brain’s all over the place. I can’t focus! I keep thinking about the day. Metkovic is full of surprises, man.
So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, laughter and chaos. Metkovic, you crazy city, you never fail to keep me on my toes!